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muzicman25
  • Town/Country : Kent, United states
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  • Birth Date : Friday 28 June 1985 (28 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12231) - you deserved it (26087)

On 11/19/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by kay_jay1819 (woman) - United States

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44701) - you deserved it (3478)

On 10/17/2010 at 8:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7470) - you deserved it (59861)

On 08/19/2010 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by captainocd - United States (Texas)



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