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muslimpride
  • Town/Country : Dearborn, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 July 1994 (19 years)
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Today, I played Call of Duty with my new flatmate. He continuously lost and was outraged that a girl beat him. It resulted in him shouting at me, claiming that since I'm Muslim, I must be part of the Taliban, which would explain my gaming skills. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41278) - you deserved it (5013)

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