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About muslimpride : I am always bored. Messaging me may save me, only if your entertaining, fun, cool, or interesting. It is always better if your all of them at the same time. I have Kik if you like messaging here, just ask for my us username.

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Today, I played Call of Duty with my new flatmate. He continuously lost and was outraged that a girl beat him. It resulted in him shouting at me, claiming that since I'm Muslim, I must be part of the Taliban, which would explain my gaming skills. FML


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