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musikbox
  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 August 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 1892
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About musikbox : 25, likes music, art and animals.

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Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9994) - you deserved it (25192)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was working with the kid I babysit for. We were out and he complained that he was hungry. I spent my very last $2 on chicken nuggets for him and a coffee for myself. Just as I sat down, he knocked over my coffee, spilling it into his chicken nuggets. Then he cried for over an hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27103) - you deserved it (2587)

On 01/13/2010 at 12:29am - kids - by bern5555 (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9594) - you deserved it (22573)

On 01/11/2010 at 11:03pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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