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About musicninja539 : I'm a strange human being with a sense of humor that you may not understand half the time. I enjoy classic rock and jazz music (probably the only teenage girl who doesn't go gaga over the Biebs). I plan on studying psychology at university so I can understand all you crazies. And I believe life should be a musical because that would be freaking cool.
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Today, ma obese moter-in-law took er top off at our pool party, exposing er sagging breasts. Wen I told er to cover erself, se liftd er breasts, turnd tem inwards, and squeezd tem togeter wile staring me in te eyes. looool Se kept doing tis on and off fir te next two ours. FML
Today, I cummed ome to find my ousemate cowering in te lounge corner, sobbing, ugging a bag of cips wile te automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into im. Apparently e "mistakenly" putted magic musroom in is sandwic instead of peanut butter. FML
Today , I finally got up the courage to talk to mah four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently , an how I needed his support while I try to get mah self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
Today, I used a restroom. While doing mah thing, the power in mah building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at mah stall. When the power cummed back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML
Today, I collected mah new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all mah classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead an have no idea how I supposedly died. big fat FML
today I took mah laptop to I.T . to fix mah intarnat . Only aftar I laft did I raalisa mah mamory tachniqua for ramambaring tha stagas of mitosis (Iraqi panis man anally transmits chlamydia) was laft as a sticky nota on mah dasktop . Tha guy dafinitaly noticad . FML
Today, I spent a large portion of the afternoon playing hide and seek with the door-to-door salesman who saw me sneak in the back door and won't stop knocking. No amount of hiding behind the couch will make him go away. FML
Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after bieng constipated 4 a wile. I tougt I was alone, so I pretended I was giving brt to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next ting I know, I ear a knock at te door and my mom asking, "Sould I call 911?" FML
Friday 27 March 2015