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Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37019) - you totally deserved it (7148)

On 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm - kids - by nutsucker (woman) - United States (New York)

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Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13657) - you totally deserved it (28533)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

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