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musiciangirl591
  • Town/Country : Clarion, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 February 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 27
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML

#20150778
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17914) - you deserved it (10771)

On 11/06/2012 at 5:03pm - love - by new name (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML

#19865448
83 comments

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On 06/29/2012 at 9:30am - work - by xxccruzxx - United States

Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML

#19692417
163 comments

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On 05/28/2012 at 5:38am - misc - by Broke (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

#14467697
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On 01/04/2011 at 9:44pm - animals - by BIZZMAL - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML

#8153164
341 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 12:03am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

#6060291
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On 10/29/2009 at 7:44pm - love - by Allie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML

#3846556
113 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 12:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347
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On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML

#183630
136 comments

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On 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm - misc - by EPICfml. (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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