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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 186
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About musiciangirl591 : joined FML for the hell of it, now whenever i'm bored i just go on here

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Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML


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On 11/06/2012 at 5:03pm - love - by new name (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML


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On 06/29/2012 at 9:30am - work - by xxccruzxx - United States

Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML


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On 05/28/2012 at 5:38am - misc - by Broke (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML


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On 01/04/2011 at 9:44pm - animals - by BIZZMAL - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML


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On 02/12/2010 at 12:03am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML


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On 10/29/2009 at 7:44pm - love - by Allie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML


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On 07/18/2009 at 12:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got a letter from my college saying that if my tuition was not paid in the next 24 hours, I will be terminated from classes. Turns out account services has been depositing my tuition money in another student’s account whose social security number was one digit different from mine. FML


Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML


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On 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm - misc - by EPICfml. (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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