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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1995 (20 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44434) - you deserved it (6649)

On 04/12/2014 at 5:01pm - animals - by princess (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to give a deposition ahead of a trial in which my former boss is accused of fraud. I'm not a smart man, and I smoked a joint before heading out to try to calm my nerves. I got way too high and ended up giggling like an idiot through half the deposition. FML

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On 03/20/2014 at 5:03pm - misc - by screwed (man) - United States (Texas)



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