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  • Birth Date : Monday 30 January 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 312
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About musiccakes : Comment me let's talk cuz I'm bored

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (242073) - you deserved it (82321)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22639) - you deserved it (2318)

On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)



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