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  • Birth Date : Monday 30 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1307
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

About musicalducky : I'm a band geek with no life.
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Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12889) - you deserved it (24527)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

#16911050
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40706) - you deserved it (3546)

On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, after three days of hospital camping with my very sick husband, he was finally out of danger when I left last night to get my first good night's sleep in almost 96 hours. He woke me at 5 a.m. with a phone call asking me to bring him comic books because he's bored. FML

#15721476
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24605) - you deserved it (10439)

On 04/10/2011 at 6:59am - health - by Frazzled (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML

#15570685
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25436) - you deserved it (14688)

On 03/31/2011 at 1:49am - health - by foreverafatty (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML

#15026564
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32931) - you deserved it (4848)

On 02/18/2011 at 9:47am - misc - by ihavenothing - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up late for work, and got sick at work twice; when I got home I discovered I'd paid my cable bill late when I got cut off. When my girlfriend came over, the first thing she said was "Do you know about the graffiti on your car?" FML

#14258015
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37645) - you deserved it (2849)

On 12/19/2010 at 6:29am - misc - by byepolar_bare (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while at my mom's birthday dinner, I started to pretend to drum with one hand, using my left leg as the drums. Everybody stared at me and started to yell. Now they all think I was masturbating. FML

#14090215
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22779) - you deserved it (10542)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing my bass clarinet around the house. I asked my dad if he would be at my concert on December 16th. His response was, "No, I'm working that day." My dad is a plumber, and gets called to work completely at random; he has no schedule. FML

#13693546
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22910) - you deserved it (3037)

On 11/02/2010 at 9:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after my marching band's performance, the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights and I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML

#13389421
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31771) - you deserved it (3037)

On 10/10/2010 at 4:45am - misc - by toazt - United States (Arizona)

Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite rock songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML

#13260803
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8621) - you deserved it (30274)

On 09/30/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by PhilDavisDied? - Sent from mobile version

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, sending blood down my horn. FML

#13063394
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27119) - you deserved it (3705)

On 09/15/2010 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML

#12687982
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22873) - you deserved it (2178)

On 08/22/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Eloy Ymer - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

#8585714
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22636) - you deserved it (2453)

On 02/23/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums and guitar very well. My girlfriend bet me $50 that she could play better than me. I made the bet, but what I didn't know was that she had been taking both drum and guitar lessons since she was 5. I just lost $50. FML

#7732713
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7227) - you deserved it (39994)

On 01/31/2010 at 1:54am - love - by unknown - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was lying on the couch after having surgery on my stomach. My best friend and my mom thought that laughter would be the best medicine. Due to their medicine, I ripped out half my stitches. FML

#7502542
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28162) - you deserved it (2142)

On 01/22/2010 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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