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  • Birth Date : Monday 30 January 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1113
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

About musicalducky : I'm a band geek with no life.
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Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML

#19450814
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23819) - you deserved it (1870)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

#19430484
249 comments

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On 04/08/2012 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

#19033739
218 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML

#18671764
129 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
183 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML

#18278500
110 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 12:54am - misc - by guest - Canada

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

#18244771
126 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States

Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML

#18242720
70 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 11:46pm - health - by mintypoison (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

#18047257
376 comments

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On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML

#17965886
100 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by ItaliczZz (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my younger brother brought home his new bagpipes. My older brother plays the drums. I'm currently preparing to sit the most important exams of my schooling life. FML

#17869851
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22236) - you deserved it (2018)

On 09/30/2011 at 8:52am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

#17742835
237 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft and practice frequently. FML

#17728385
169 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by OperaLover (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

#17690581
112 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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