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murphy22

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 August 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 939
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 47 posted

About murphy22 : not much to say. those closest to me call me Murphy.

murphy22's page activity

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Fucked!<b>allred1997</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 9:20am

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murphy22's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

by Twinner / 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Transportation

Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML

by Anonymous / 10/18/2009 at 6:52am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML

by Lovenotes / 10/17/2009 at 7:05pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML

by Anonymous / 10/17/2009 at 12:26pm / United States (Ohio) / Love