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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 August 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 729
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 47 posted

About murphy22 : not much to say. those closest to me call me Murphy.

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Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

#5913755
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42855) - you deserved it (3979)

On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML

#5875865
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32076) - you deserved it (6395)

On 10/18/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML

#5869946
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13631) - you deserved it (35745)

On 10/17/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by Lovenotes (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML

#5865108
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27768) - you deserved it (4275)

On 10/17/2009 at 12:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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