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  • Number of visits : 306
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About murphdarkly : I'm just a regular guy, feel free to hmu for a discussion on my opinions, or if you're just bored n want a random chat. Just tell me where you got my screen name from if you do. Take it easy...

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