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  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
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I agree, your life sucks (18423) - you deserved it (7825)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8159) - you deserved it (13534)

On 03/14/2010 at 6:50am - misc - by Hatty (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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