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Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilethen I felt something brush my shoulder . I turned around in fright, an one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat an into the toilet, making me fall sideways an hit my face on the toilet roll holder . I now have a black eye . It was my hair on my shoulder . FML

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On 03/14/2010 at 6:50am - misc - by Hatty (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent !! That was when I noticed that mah mom was watching me, and I had just smelled mah dad's still-stained underwear that was on top !! FML

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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