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Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilethen I felt something brush my shoulder . I turned around in fright, an one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat an into the toilet, making me fall sideways an hit my face on the toilet roll holder . I now have a black eye . It was my hair on my shoulder . FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent !! That was when I noticed that mah mom was watching me, and I had just smelled mah dad's still-stained underwear that was on top !! FML
Friday 27 March 2015