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muffinstuff97
  • Town/Country : Texas, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 September 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 91
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About muffinstuff97 : Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world, that took a midnight train goin anywhere... Y'know, the usual girl. Nbd

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Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26388) - you deserved it (5709)

On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32226) - you deserved it (9798) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version



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