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About muffinsareyummy : i'm kayla. i'm a girl. i like hockey. diehard capitals fan for as long as i can remember. ocho-veckin > crysby.
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Today, I called mah dad at his new wife's house to inform him I was all set to graduate from community college with mah associates degree and that we needed to sit down and plan how to pay 4 the 4 year degree. To which he replied "all a girl needs is an associates degree". Thanks dad. FML
Today I was talking to an ex who I still love . He told me how much he wanted to see me how much he missed me and we started talking about when we could spend the day at his house . I mentioned Saturday and he said ( I can't I have to take mah fiancée to looool the doctor's to fine out our baby's sex . ) FML
Today, I was riding te subway to work. Barely anyone was on cuz of ow early it was. Me and tis one guy in a trenc coat were in te same cart. looool His stop came. He walked by me, flased me, rubbed is penis on ma arm, and ten ran away really fast. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015