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About muffinpwn : hey so im taegen, and i live in oregon. i love love LOVE music and if u wanna talk im a really good listener lol
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML