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muffinpwn
  • Town/Country : oregon, usa
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 April 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 452
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About muffinpwn : hey so im taegen, and i live in oregon. i love love LOVE music and if u wanna talk im a really good listener lol

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Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36580) - you deserved it (50832)

On 04/13/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by italy1986 (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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