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by jocksblow / 11/14/2011 at 8:23am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML
by Anonymous / 11/13/2011 at 3:40am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by - / 11/08/2010 at 7:38pm / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML
by ZINGER / 11/14/2009 at 1:02am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
by eun / 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he… Today, my neighbor asked to come over and use my laptop. She showed up drunk, grabbed my boobs, and… Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called…