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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 December 1995 (18 years)
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Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

#18244771
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22608) - you deserved it (3714)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

#18234990
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27434) - you deserved it (2068)

On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

#13768477
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39482) - you deserved it (3012)

On 11/08/2010 at 7:38pm - kids - by - (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML

#6296267
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25854) - you deserved it (5380)

On 11/14/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by ZINGER (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

#877965
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59005) - you deserved it (8872)

On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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