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by Redhead4life / 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Tristansefam1367 / 03/12/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by starboy / 03/10/2012 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Imgonnahaveabf / 01/05/2012 at 7:06am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Username / 12/15/2011 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Work
by rattlingfloorboards / 12/15/2011 at 12:09am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by scribbles1475 / 12/15/2011 at 12:00am / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, our new boss showed up for his first day of work. I thought I'd seen it all, but he demands that we say "Hail to the King" every time he passes through the office. When I called HR about it, the guy on the other end told me to "man up and deal with it". FML
by Poorman / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United Kingdom / Work
by CassieMarieee / 12/10/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 12/09/2011 at 10:41pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
by Aly / 12/09/2011 at 10:40am / United States / Intimacy
by it'sabitwindy / 12/09/2011 at 1:05am / United States / Transportation
by thatisnotcool45 / 12/09/2011 at 12:22am / Canada / Love
by lababy / 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States / Intimacy
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