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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1762
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About muffinkitty : Names becca. :3 I'm corny, and love to laugh. I love my friends, and one day I'll be a broadway actress

Feel free to message me anytime, I love getting messages :)

Also I like to stalk DocBastard. I am in love with you. ;3

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muffinkitty's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

#5105
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33376) - you deserved it (2602)

On 02/02/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by a268 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML

#1700
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20082) - you deserved it (6839)

On 01/19/2009 at 4:21am - love - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

#1465
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26760) - you deserved it (2521)

On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he went up the stairs, "It stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the bin. We can eat sandwiches. FML

#577
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26043) - you deserved it (3200)

On 12/23/2008 at 1:47am - misc - by zazadudu - Sent from mobile version



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