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About muffinkitty : Names becca. :3 I'm corny, and love to laugh. I love my friends, and one day I'll be a broadway actress

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Also I like to stalk DocBastard. I am in love with you. ;3

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Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

#5105
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28778) - you deserved it (2178)

On 02/02/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by a268 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML

#1700
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I agree, your life sucks (16129) - you deserved it (5808)

On 01/19/2009 at 4:21am - love - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

#1465
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20651) - you deserved it (1922)

On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he went up the stairs, "It stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the bin. We can eat sandwiches. FML

#577
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I agree, your life sucks (21752) - you deserved it (2685)

On 12/23/2008 at 1:47am - misc - by zazadudu - Sent from mobile version



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