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muffett89
  • Town/Country : shreveport, USA
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (24 years)
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Today, my wife is pregnant and sick. She switches from sobbing she's sorry for that, to blaming me for "doing this to me." On top of that, I have half her symptoms now: throwing up and crying for no reason. This will be a long 9 months. FML

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