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Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML


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On 05/14/2012 at 10:22am - misc - by Anonymous - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML


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On 05/07/2012 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that of the three medications I am taking for depression, one causes weight gain, one causes severe weight gain, and one "might cause weight gain." FML


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On 04/28/2012 at 11:00pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML


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On 10/31/2011 at 4:06pm - love - by poopcoloredeyes (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML


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On 10/06/2011 at 11:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML


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On 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML


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On 01/26/2011 at 2:48am - kids - by Braelynn -

Today, I pulled out three chips from a bag. There were two round ones, and a skinny one, making it look like a penis. I laughed. I'm 33. FML


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On 12/09/2009 at 10:24pm - misc - by HarryBeast (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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