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  • Number of visits : 238
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

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Visits<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 10:12pm<b>floup</b> - the 10/31/2013 at 7:40am

Fucked!<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 3:57am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

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mtndoc's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a salon to have my eyebrows waxed. During the application the woman sneezed. The wax is not water based, so no matter what they tried, it would not come out of my eyebrows. I now have to decide whether leave the noticeable brown wax in my eyebrows or wax them all off and draw them in. FML

Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML

by soisblueballsdickhead / 10/26/2014 at 10:25am / United States / Intimacy

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

by lehonj49 / 06/21/2013 at 12:10pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous