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Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37554) - you deserved it (7583)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:25am - intimacy - by soisblueballsdickhead (woman) - United States

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45445) - you deserved it (3244)

On 06/21/2013 at 12:10pm - misc - by lehonj49 (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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