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by mszoe / 03/01/2015 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML
by Clive81 / 02/17/2015 at 3:02pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by bingalingading / 02/11/2015 at 8:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by SDCore / 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by SilverZephyr / 01/16/2015 at 7:49am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/15/2015 at 10:12am / United States / Work
by nick / 01/12/2015 at 3:23am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Work
by swimfaned / 01/09/2015 at 6:43am / United States / Love
Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML
by skanula414 / 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Kids
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2014 at 4:03pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML
by whovian / 12/25/2014 at 10:17am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/13/2014 at 8:14pm / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, after months of saving, I went to buy the wedding ring I promised to buy my fiancée. Just seconds after I walked in, the owner asked me to leave, saying he doesn't serve "trash" like me, while pointing at the memorial tattoo on the back of my hand. FML
by Anonymous / 12/13/2014 at 3:21pm / United States / Money
Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
by mastel07 / 12/10/2014 at 7:59am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love
Today, while working in a restaurant, a woman told me I was completely incompetent, was the worst hostess she'd ever seen, and that she would call my district manager non-stop until I was fired. I'd clocked in less than 10 minutes before and hadn't said a single word to her. FML
by christinamarie17 / 12/04/2014 at 1:57am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
- Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next… Today, at a restaurant, I ordered the best chocolate soufflé on the menu, which was called "Double… Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried…