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Today... dad forgot I was on the back of his motorbike. He did a wheelie and I fell off. FML

Today , I hugged my dad!! Since I don't hug him very much , he was confused!! When I pulled away from him , smiling , he slapped me , saying the smiling and the hug made it look like I was looool "up to something." FML

Today, in public, one of mom's friends askd me how on earth did I get so tall, mom happily scamperd looool to side an shriekd: 'TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK'. big fat FML

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On 02/28/2014 at 4:06am - kids - by Ohgodmother (man) - Australia (Tasmania)

TODAY, I WAS TOLD I LOOKED LYK BEAKER FROM THE MUPPETS . AFTER DOING A SIDE-BY-SIDE COMPARISON, I REALIZED IT'S TRUE .

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On 01/18/2014 at 6:09pm - misc - by cjgreer70 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up to a loud crasing in te middle of te nigt!! I went to investigate, but found noting amiss!! Noting except an axe frmly wedged in ma front door, tat is!! It's safe to say tat I ave no clue wo did it, and tat I needed a fres pair of underwear!! real FML

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On 12/20/2013 at 4:05pm - misc - by nopissleft (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times!! My finishing time was reported as ( 3 days short of a year!! ) FML

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107 comments

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On 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I collected mah new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all mah classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead an have no idea how I supposedly died. big fat FML

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On 09/04/2013 at 11:59am - work - by resurrected - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today... my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said wit a smrk... "A little clotes-mindd... r we?" looool He slappd me. Hard. FML

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On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I brought my Japanese grlfriend home 4 dinner with my family looool 4 the frst time . They all got drunk an made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us . My dad forgot her name an started calling her ( Rice Ball ) instead . FML

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On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today I was watching a movia with my family inhich a charactar said "Fuck you dad." My dad than slappd ma ovar tha haad to gat my attantion and said "Navar talk to your fathar lyk that." Okay dad . FML

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On 08/12/2013 at 4:04pm - misc - by idonteven - United States (California)

Today mah friend told me he had just robbd a bank and needd a place to hide!! Thinking he was joking I let him in so we could hang out!! 15 minutes later the cops storm into mah apartment!! Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke!! real FML

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On 06/10/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a party with my crush. Tha collar on his shrt was sticking up so I fixad it fir him. Ha gava ma a hug and said, "Aww you'ra so good to ma. You'ra lika my mothar. You can ba my collaga mothar." I got mothar-zonad. fat FML

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On 01/14/2013 at 7:56am - love - by shiney100893 (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was at church, when mah mom's phone went off during the sermon . As if that wasn't humiliating enough 4 me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song . FML

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On 12/29/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by killme (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, mah brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushd me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML

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On 04/25/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by horselover7766 - United States (New Jersey)

I Bought A Dog To Make Me Feel Less Lonely. He Ran Away. FML

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196 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)



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