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Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML

#20718656
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50509) - you deserved it (13726)

On 06/10/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20892) - you deserved it (2585)

On 12/29/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by killme (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

#16512093
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44684) - you deserved it (5749)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML

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76 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35589) - you deserved it (1457)

On 11/17/2009 at 10:18pm - misc - by usmcgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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