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msval
  • Town/Country : Texas, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 August 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 470
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About msval : Texan, Music Major, I love to shop and soak up the sun at the beach.

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Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

#12931199
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9857) - you deserved it (37535)

On 09/06/2010 at 8:50am - intimacy - by sad-sexed (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML

#12929615
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28343) - you deserved it (1862)

On 09/06/2010 at 4:35am - love - by mlove (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML

#12926382
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27846) - you deserved it (2793)

On 09/06/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

#12849732
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30286) - you deserved it (2907)

On 09/01/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Jill Shanks - United States

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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563 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47084) - you deserved it (129092)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)



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