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msval
  • Town/Country : Texas, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 August 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 567
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About msval : Texan, Music Major, I love to shop and soak up the sun at the beach.

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Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

#12931199
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11484) - you deserved it (47620)

On 09/06/2010 at 8:50am - intimacy - by sad-sexed (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML

#12929615
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32108) - you deserved it (2392)

On 09/06/2010 at 4:35am - love - by mlove (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML

#12926382
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29132) - you deserved it (2889)

On 09/06/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

#12849732
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33753) - you deserved it (3617)

On 09/01/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Jill Shanks - United States



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