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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 630
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About msval : Texan, Music Major, I love to shop and soak up the sun at the beach.

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msval's favorite FMLs

Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

#12931199
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12562) - you deserved it (49791)

On 09/06/2010 at 8:50am - intimacy - by sad-sexed (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML

#12929615
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33649) - you deserved it (2500)

On 09/06/2010 at 4:35am - love - by mlove (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML

#12926382
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32816) - you deserved it (3181)

On 09/06/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

#12849732
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37364) - you deserved it (3885)

On 09/01/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Jill Shanks - United States



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