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mshafty
  • Town/Country : Campbell, California, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 March 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 991
  • Number of comments : 282
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mshafty : I'm a young professional in the bay area. Love rock climbing, biking, snowboarding, traveling and going out to bars with friends. FML makes me feel so much better about going to work everyday. Seriously if you can, stay in college forever.

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Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5755) - you deserved it (22267)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:42pm - misc - by magicalDEATH (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42856) - you deserved it (6383)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)



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