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Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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On 04/24/2012 at 7:59pm - kids - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

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On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)



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