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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 August 1984 (30 years)
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Today, I had my boss over for dinner. Knowing that I was angling for a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as "What's the point of showering before bed?" and "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." My boss was not impressed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20527) - you deserved it (4169)

On 08/31/2012 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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