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About msOfficer : I freakin love this app & I love reading & sharing with my friends...keep posting!!
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I had my boss over for dinner. Knowing that I was angling for a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as "What's the point of showering before bed?" and "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." My boss was not impressed. FML
Wednesday 28 January 2015