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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 June 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 140
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About msDiamonds : The chick that has great advice, yet her life's a mess. That's me! Lol just hoping other people's bad days can make nine seem better.

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Today , I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined , an I had to stand an watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was ( God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking. ) fat FML

#20698637
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I agree, your life sucks (68229) - you deserved it (19326)

On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at karate, sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

#20698551
144 comments

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On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, Mah Math Teacher Raged At A Student Fir Eating An Apple In Class. As He Yelled At The Student, He Slapped The Apple Out Of His Hand And Right Into Mah Face. Everyone Laughed, Including The Teacher. FML

#20693212
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On 05/29/2013 at 2:29pm - misc - by WTFruits - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in a bathroom stall an I accidentally dropped mah new tampon on the ground . Just as I was about to reach for looool it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" an then a hand reached under mah stall an grabbed it . It was mah last one .

#20647074
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On 05/07/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by the girl next door (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I downloadd an application that notifies me when my phone is fully chargd. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I pluggd the charger in and went to bd. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

#19207930
165 comments

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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I missd my flight because I was held in arport security because I'd "threatend" an employee. He had confiscatd my eyelash curler and jokingly I askd if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

#16685518
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On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)

today while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, mah husband slappd mah butt . I fell into the oven . FML

#15619603
247 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend an I were playfully arguing about wo loved te oter more. After about a minute of tis, my girlfriend walked over an kicked me in te crotc as ard as se could. Se ten said, "Tere, now you don't love me as muc. I win." FML

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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was expecting a very important work call. Today was also the day I got insuppressible diarrhea. As I was running to the washroom, the phone rang. I didn't make it to the washroom or the phone. FML

#10832589
69 comments

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On 05/29/2010 at 12:04am - health - by phonesnshit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! mah boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed..!! naked!! Someone pulled the fire alarm..!! and mah boyfriend couldn't find the key!! So he left me..!! and the Resident Advisor found me!! The fireman had to cut the chain!! FML

#12567
199 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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