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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 288
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

#20668938
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40920) - you deserved it (5093)

On 05/17/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by jessinono (woman) - United States

Today, my family and friends decided to throw a surprise party for my 16th birthday. I was so surprised that the shortness of breath triggered a serious asthma attack. FML

#20668366
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40886) - you deserved it (3438)

On 05/17/2013 at 12:35am - misc - by presente13 (woman) - United States

Today, I posted a Facebook status about how I hoped to spend the rest of my life with my boyfriend. A couple of hours later, I saw a comment on it saying he'd never done anything bad enough to deserve that kind of torment. Thanks, mom. FML

#20664946
79 comments

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31632) - you deserved it (28362)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

#12552157
94 comments

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On 08/16/2010 at 1:03am - love - by 86145 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML

#6877661
51 comments

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On 12/22/2009 at 12:57am - love - by CRWMEN (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35546) - you deserved it (92901)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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