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Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41425) - you deserved it (11322)

On 09/26/2014 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, I'm sick with the worst head cold of my life. For some reason whenever I cough, I also fart. Everyone thinks I'm just trying to cover up flatulence with fake coughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36153) - you deserved it (3316)

On 09/26/2014 at 10:46pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML


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On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus beard" and gone out asking for donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ. I've been trying and failing to get a job for 2 years, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots. FML


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On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML


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On 08/24/2014 at 11:27pm - love - by angry girlfriend - United States (Indiana)

Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday for Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, you may not impregnate my daughter." FML


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On 08/23/2014 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Dafuq happen there - South Africa

Today, I asked my husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought for a few moments, then said, "Uh, you shit quietly." FML


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On 08/17/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by ugh thanks - United States (Ohio)

Today, I began to sign "I love you" to my boyfriend from across the room. I ended up just poking myself in the eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35831) - you deserved it (9843)

On 08/16/2014 at 2:20am - love - by Hopeless romantic (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML


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On 08/06/2014 at 9:34am - animals - by Baustigt - Australia

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