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Today , boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex . It was so out of caracter 4 im , I couldn't elp but break into ysterical laugter . FML

#21266104
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36840) - you deserved it (9473)

On 09/26/2014 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, I'm sick with the worst head cold of my life . For some reasonhenever I cough, I also fart . Everyone thinks I'm just trying to cover up flatulence with fake coughing . FML

#21266077
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33743) - you deserved it (2922)

On 09/26/2014 at 10:46pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today in college we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive . Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty I said "Umm.. . 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile . FML

#21259479
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38645) - you deserved it (8724)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus bered" and gone out asking 4 donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ!! I've been trying and failing to get a job 4 2 yeres, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots!! FML

#21247834
96 comments

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On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out tat te reason my boyfriend asn't textd me recently is looool tat e'd forgotten e was dating anyone. FML

#21244761
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41743) - you deserved it (4707)

On 08/24/2014 at 11:27pm - love - by angry girlfriend - United States (Indiana)

Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday fir Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, u may impregnate my daughter." FML

#21243591
67 comments

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On 08/23/2014 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Dafuq happen there - South Africa

Today, I asked mah husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought 4 a few moments, then said, "Uh, u shit quietly." FML

#21239720
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34273) - you deserved it (5694)

On 08/17/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by ugh thanks - United States (Ohio)

I began to sign "I love you" to ma boyfriend from acros te room. I ended up just poking myself in te eye. FML

#21238728
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32826) - you deserved it (8018)

On 08/16/2014 at 2:20am - love - by Hopeless romantic (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

yesterday as I was driving.. . a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield . I pulled over to fling it out the window.. . but it spread its wings and flew around lyk a hook-armed stabbing machine . I lost it in the dark car and now I can't fine it . It's going to be a long drive home . FML

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85 comments

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On 08/06/2014 at 9:34am - animals - by Baustigt - Australia



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