About mrtjawesome : I am a folkstyle and freestyle wrestler, and am an agriculture specialist, if you want to know about me, i am relaxed usually and believe in the statement "the solution to everything is to work harder." I am a gamer in part and hard worker in another. Lifting weights is also a part of my schedule, as well as shooting sports.
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by spougeineye1 / 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by beagle1 / 04/03/2012 at 11:10am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/03/2012 at 10:16am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by thatscreamerguy / 04/03/2012 at 7:11am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Geek
by lizann / 04/03/2012 at 1:39am / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML
by Wannabees / 04/03/2012 at 1:13am / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, the war against the pigeons on my veranda reached a new level. To try and get them to clear off, I gave my window pane a short, sharp knock. It broke into several shards, and not one of the totally oblivious birds moved. Pigeons 1, Me 0. FML
by Kilimanjaro / 04/03/2012 at 12:41am / France / Miscellaneous
by Stephen / 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm / Sweden / Health
- Today, I got to listen while my grandma, who has dementia and therefore a poor memory, explained to… Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed… Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I tell him I just…