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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 807
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About mrtjawesome : I am a folkstyle and freestyle wrestler, and am an agriculture specialist, if you want to know about me, i am relaxed usually and believe in the statement "the solution to everything is to work harder." I am a gamer in part and hard worker in another. Lifting weights is also a part of my schedule, as well as shooting sports.

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Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML

#19401228
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26494) - you deserved it (5240)

On 04/03/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by jackmehoffa (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

#19401139
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39322) - you deserved it (4540)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

#19400848
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7223) - you deserved it (25110)

On 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm - health - by spougeineye1 - United States (Washington)

Today, I met separately with the President and Chairman of the company regarding a product that I'm designing. Each ordered me to do the opposite of whatever the other instructed. FML

#19400552
95 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 11:10am - work - by beagle1 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML

#19400366
114 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 10:16am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion at a video game, that my neighbours thought I was in trouble and called the police. FML

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194 comments

Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML

#19399290
137 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 1:39am - misc - by lizann - United States (Arizona)

Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML

#19399139
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5774) - you deserved it (32419)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:13am - misc - by Wannabees (woman) - Canada

Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

#19339919
71 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Stephen (man) - Sweden



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