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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1303
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About mrtjawesome : I am a folkstyle and freestyle wrestler, and am an agriculture specialist, if you want to know about me, i am relaxed usually and believe in the statement "the solution to everything is to work harder." I am a gamer in part and hard worker in another. Lifting weights is also a part of my schedule, as well as shooting sports.

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mrtjawesome's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

#19400848
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7282) - you deserved it (25252)

On 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm - health - by spougeineye1 - United States (Washington)

Today, I met separately with the President and Chairman of the company regarding a product that I'm designing. Each ordered me to do the opposite of whatever the other instructed. FML

#19400552
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22432) - you deserved it (2120)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:10am - work - by beagle1 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18825) - you deserved it (3738)

On 04/03/2012 at 10:16am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion at a video game, that my neighbours thought I was in trouble and called the police. FML

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Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19924) - you deserved it (4278)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:39am - misc - by lizann - United States (Arizona)

Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML

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141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5828) - you deserved it (32602)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:13am - misc - by Wannabees (woman) - Canada

Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

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71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15777) - you deserved it (3286)

On 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Stephen (man) - Sweden



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