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Today, I was watching TV with mah mom, when a plumbing ad cummed on. A hot guy showed up on-screen and said "I'm here to snake your drain." My mom immediately piped up with, "Oh, I'd let him snake mah drain any day." Thanks fir that imagery, mom. FML

#20101823
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On 10/04/2012 at 7:24pm - misc - by disgusted (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew . FML

#20100511
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On 10/03/2012 at 8:45pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Taday my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase bieng dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate ( Who raised u to be such a pig? ) Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question . FML

#20098049
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On 10/02/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by kira (woman) - United States

yesterday boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty grls. FML

#20097040
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On 10/01/2012 at 5:09pm - love - by Lisa - United States (New York)

Today... I realized tat every targeted advertisement on my Facebook involve gym membersip an diet pills. FML

#20096947
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On 10/01/2012 at 4:04pm - health - by liveviathetredmill - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that guys will only flirt with me when they're drunk, and even then only when they realize that my best friend is out of there league. FML

#20093311
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On 09/29/2012 at 7:16am - love - by kfenton - United States

Today I unintentionally moand during my prostate exam. FML

#20092313
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On 09/28/2012 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)



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