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Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
by perenoel / 12/03/2011 at 11:24am / France / Kids
by whatadisappointmnet / 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML
by tech_support / 11/04/2011 at 12:05pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 3:12am / United States (Florida) / Work
by canucks_chick / 10/23/2011 at 1:45am / Canada / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by redeye / 09/19/2011 at 1:03am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by mannydanny / 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by Gross... / 08/16/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by fmlguy382 / 06/22/2011 at 4:13am / United States / Intimacy
by shyshy96679 / 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Username / 06/20/2011 at 11:57am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/20/2011 at 1:45am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by dumped / 06/05/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
by ali grace / 05/14/2011 at 7:15am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy