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mrslautner
  • Town/Country : Newmarket, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 May 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 269
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mrslautner : I'm easy going, fun to be with, and love making everyone's day :)
I hate how everyone is obsessed with Justin Bieber, and Twilight. Like, go fly a kite.
I have a huge thing for converse the colour purple, and taylor lautner. As you can see. (:
FTW!
Keep smiling :D

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mrslautner's favorite FMLs

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

#5050946 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (10705) - you deserved it (32129)

On 09/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by flexibleflatulance (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

#5022453 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (20044) - you deserved it (27258)

On 09/03/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I had been working at the checkout for over 5 hours. Slighty tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink, he smiled and winked back. When I finished work 2 hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML

#5017787 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (38523) - you deserved it (2620)

On 09/03/2009 at 9:27am - work - by Pop_Pies (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)