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About mrsbkaulitz : My name is Natalie and I'm born in August and I don't believe in any religion, but my name means "born on Christmas Day", and I'm not born in the winter or Christian. Lots of bad things happen to me every day but I love reading others' difficulties. (:
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML
Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML