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  • Birth Date : Monday 5 June 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1802
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend doesn't know if he should break up with me because he loves me too much, or to stay with me and make me suffer. I have no clue as to what's going on in his head. FML

#169
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39005) - you deserved it (4721)

On 10/31/2008 at 2:08am - love - by froulita - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

#52
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28751) - you deserved it (22921)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68749) - you deserved it (3470)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
54 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
54 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29436) - you deserved it (69875)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
226 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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