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mrs_sean_flanery
  • Town/Country : Muskegon, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 June 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1524
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
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I agree, your life sucks (49533) - you deserved it (5045)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend doesn't know if he should break up with me because he loves me too much, or to stay with me and make me suffer. I have no clue as to what's going on in his head. FML

#169
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34815) - you deserved it (4319)

On 10/31/2008 at 2:08am - love - by froulita - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

#52
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27433) - you deserved it (22067)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
60 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
54 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41650) - you deserved it (7157)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
71 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
224 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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