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Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML


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On 02/19/2013 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML


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On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML


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On 11/27/2012 at 2:52pm - animals - by Neutered (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML


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On 11/23/2012 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML


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On 10/20/2012 at 3:16am - animals - by puppylove - United States

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML


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On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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