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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 August 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 882
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About mrmystery96 : it's bad when you realise your catch phrase is " nerd 2² ever"...

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Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14441) - you deserved it (28652)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28622) - you deserved it (2619)

On 08/12/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Olorin (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34841) - you deserved it (3889)

On 08/03/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by jkin47 (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48360) - you deserved it (7862)

On 11/04/2009 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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