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mrlucky4444
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 April 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 11348
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I dropped my physics class because I thought I bombed the 50% second midterm test. I got my results an hour after dropping online. I finished with an 83. I can't get back into the course. FML

#8945692
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4793) - you deserved it (43223)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:42pm - love - by mizzleshizzle - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML

#8944596
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24195) - you deserved it (8175)

On 03/09/2010 at 12:19pm - kids - by lockedoutbabysitter (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that my mom is not only reading my mail, but she is also withholding letters from my bank, college, and insurance company. Why? Because "they could be inappropriate" for me to read. I'm 25. FML

Today, I learned not to jump off a stage if nobody is going to catch you. FML

#8941097
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5764) - you deserved it (31202)

On 03/09/2010 at 6:14am - health - by oww - United States (Virginia)

Today, I left my car in a disreputable area. After picking it up later on, I heard a strange "clonking" sound. The clonking suddenly stopped when my wheel fell off; someone had stolen my wheel nuts. FML

#8941077
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17355) - you deserved it (3520)

On 03/09/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by 3-wheeler (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

#8939744
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19930) - you deserved it (3935)

On 03/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18297) - you deserved it (18473)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

#8938594
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24916) - you deserved it (2116)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by CreepedOut (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He says "yeah well you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML

#8938160
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27848) - you deserved it (3420)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:04am - love - by fu2then (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

#8921523
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24156) - you deserved it (2904)

On 03/08/2010 at 3:54pm - love - by HaleyIsabelle - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML

#8916376
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27691) - you deserved it (2375)

On 03/08/2010 at 9:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML

#8915747
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7225) - you deserved it (28729)

On 03/08/2010 at 8:19am - misc - by what434 - United States

Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML

#8915112
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6326) - you deserved it (28621)

On 03/08/2010 at 7:08am - money - by prian (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was supposed to talk to my girlfriend's mom to ask permission to date her daughter but I chickened out. We've been together for almost a year, but have not been on a real date because I am too damn scared of her family. FML

#8913654
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7099) - you deserved it (35926)

On 03/08/2010 at 3:33am - love - by imafrickenidiot - Sent from mobile version

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

#8911500
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23986) - you deserved it (3469)

On 03/08/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by raidered - United States (California)



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