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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 April 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML

#9000843
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22593) - you deserved it (1755)

On 03/11/2010 at 5:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned that even though they say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, it doesn't keep him from putting a Q-tip up your ass. FML

#8994102
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20695) - you deserved it (3099)

On 03/11/2010 at 9:44am - health - by captainkevineff - United States

Today, it's the third anniversary of when I started looking for a new job. I'm still working at the job that made me want to get a new one and I haven't even had an interview for another one in almost two years. My Master's degree on the wall is looking more and more like a roll of toilet paper. FML

#8990477
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21699) - you deserved it (3115)

On 03/11/2010 at 1:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out the electric bill I have been paying was on my old house. I found this out when they shut off the power to my house. FML

#8988720
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12319) - you deserved it (16754)

On 03/11/2010 at 12:18am - money - by secret - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was applying some acne ointment. The directions said, "Apply a thin layer, covering the entire affected area." In other words, for me: My entire face. Lovely. FML

#8988436
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20168) - you deserved it (3642)

On 03/11/2010 at 12:04am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML

#8983847
52 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML

Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML

#8974087
383 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML

#8973652
227 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 3:53pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone cut off half of my ponytail. FML

#8971498
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38812) - you deserved it (3927)

On 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by Nancy - United States

Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML

#8971410
122 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 1:37pm - money - by MR (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML

#8968653
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8400) - you deserved it (23222)

On 03/10/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by RyanM (man) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I was using a power drill to take down the set for the musical we just finished. My long hair got caught in the drill, got ripped out and now I have a hurting, bleeding bald spot the size of 2 quarters. FML

#8963973
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22330) - you deserved it (12349)

On 03/10/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by bdavis - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that my sister had a heart attack and died. My wife's response? "Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all!" FML

#8948119
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43339) - you deserved it (2251)

On 03/09/2010 at 4:08pm - misc - by dargas - United States (California)

Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I failed to deliver a bunch of papers to a road that no longer exists. FML

#8946577
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28212) - you deserved it (2129)

On 03/09/2010 at 2:41pm - work - by pat (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)



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