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Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by nerdygirl101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my new anti-social cat started rubbing on my leg. I thought she must be warming up to me. Then, I looked at my leg and saw she smeared poo all over my work pants. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 12:18am - animals - by Brinty (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my iPod came back from repair and still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repairs with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requires you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 12:16am - misc - by EwokLover17 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 12:14am - love - by botharebad (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was telling my sister about the stupid sorts of questions I get asked at work. She looked at me and said "I give you five years until you turn into a raging, chain-smoking corporate bitch." My mom agreed. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 8:23pm - work - by ams (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 8:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I open the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by abby0019 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I spent all day and last night in the bathroom. The seafood I'd been keeping in the refrigerator apparently had gone bad, and is now intent on finding its every possible route to the Great Porcelain Whirlpool. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 4:44pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, I met my boyfriends parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 10:06am - love - by steakysteak (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, I was called gorgeous for the first time in 4 years. By a robot. A female robot. Who was trying to sell me cosmetics. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by gorgeousgirl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by ugh - United States
Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML
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On 03/11/2010 at 8:18pm - misc - by meowtickmeow - United States (Ohio)
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
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On 03/11/2010 at 5:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
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