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mrhahn530
  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 May 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 85996
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mrhahn530 : My name is Brandon and I'm a CG artist. When I'm not making pretty pictures I'm doing anything and everything I can to stay active. Hiking, rock climbing, working out, jujitsu and bokken sparing, freerunning, and anything to keep my life interesting. I have somewhat of an adrenaline addiction and usually end up in some stupid situation or another.

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*HA! 70,000 profile views! I'm famous, bitches! And just for being a smartass...*

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Today, I was with my 14 year old son when we saw a baby sparrow being attacked by four or five blackbirds. We rushed up, waving our arms and scared away the much bigger attackers. The baby sparrow ran toward us for protection, then went past both of us and ran straight down a storm sewer. FML

#2630273 (253)

I agree, your life sucks (40005) - you deserved it (2648)

On 06/05/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Pierce (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I saw a couple of beetles doing it. Jealous, I quickly crushed them with my boot while screaming, "IF I CAN'T DO IT, NOBODY WILL!" All the little kids playing on the local playground, including parents supervising them, gave me dirty, confused looks. FML

#1683543 (544)

I agree, your life sucks (15214) - you deserved it (82664)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

#1485215 (493)

I agree, your life sucks (81569) - you deserved it (11214)

On 04/30/2009 at 8:15am - intimacy - by soooyeah (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. TWICE. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54963) - you deserved it (134466)

On 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)