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Today, my cousin started sending sarcastic love messages to me. I replied, with even cheesier lines. Then she rang me saying she was so glad I felt the same way. Turns out she wasn't being sarcastic. FML

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164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49161) - you deserved it (8486)

On 12/13/2013 at 10:10am - love - by wth? - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving the testicles of her boyfriend, who had apparently snuck in through her window. FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52963) - you deserved it (5368)

On 09/20/2013 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by disappointed (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML

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79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38972) - you deserved it (13693)

On 07/18/2013 at 3:41am - misc - by booger (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20782) - you deserved it (51541)

On 06/20/2009 at 8:11am - misc - by DuckyKiller (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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