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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 354
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend said that while she was playing volleyball, her whole life flashed before her eyes. According to her grandmother, my girlfriend is now psychic. She completely believes it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32549) - you deserved it (3332)

On 04/04/2013 at 4:20am - misc - by CrazyBitch - United States (California)

Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheel chair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheel chair. FML


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On 04/03/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by nickcedola40 (man) - United States (Florida)

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