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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 December 1988 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 679
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mrbrownpants : Best frakkin' pilot in the fleet.

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mrbrownpants's favorite FMLs

Today, I pulled out three chips from a bag. There were two round ones, and a skinny one, making it look like a penis. I laughed. I'm 33. FML

by HarryBeast / 12/09/2009 at 10:24pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, at the old folk's home where I work as a housekeeper, a resident was holding herself on the way to the bathroom. I hoped she wouldn't leave a mess. She made it just fine. I was then informed that she had left a crap trail from the couch, more than 20ft away. FML

by Anonymous / 11/18/2009 at 1:17am / United States (Arizona) / Work

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

by tony / 07/24/2009 at 3:04am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

by stelno / 06/18/2009 at 9:33am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous