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mrbrownpants
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 December 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 463
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I pulled out three chips from a bag. There were two round ones, and a skinny one, making it look like a penis. I laughed. I'm 33. FML

#6686658
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6790) - you deserved it (26086)

On 12/09/2009 at 10:24pm - misc - by HarryBeast (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the old folk's home where I work as a housekeeper, a resident was holding herself on the way to the bathroom. I hoped she wouldn't leave a mess. She made it just fine. I was then informed that she had left a crap trail from the couch, more than 20ft away. FML

#6351075
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19268) - you deserved it (1741)

On 11/18/2009 at 1:17am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

#3998492
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66605) - you deserved it (6614)

On 07/24/2009 at 3:04am - kids - by tony (man) - United States (California)

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7042) - you deserved it (55583)

On 06/18/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by stelno - United States (Michigan)



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