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Today, mah school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML

#20474800
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31167) - you deserved it (5172)

On 01/23/2013 at 1:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

today mah mom hung her new "Christmas Clock" on the wall. It plays a different Christmas carol every hour , on the hour. It's only December 2nd and I'm already starting to understand y suicide rates sky rocket this time of year. FML

#20188746
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23331) - you deserved it (2360)

On 12/02/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, wile sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me "Te safety's on" after e anded is kid is BB gun. A minute later, I practically ad a ole in my foot.

#20160435
134 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 1:12pm - health - by Emily - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS BITCHED OUT BY MY SUPERVISOR BECAUSE OF MY LACK OF "CUSTOMER SERVICE" SKILLS. I WORK AT A JAIL AND ALL MY "CUSTOMERS" R CRIMINALS. FML

#20152272
113 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 12:48am - work - by jailofc (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, the bar owner I work for told us to pay better attention to our drunk patrons, an to start cutting them off . A fellow bar maid askd how we are supposd to tell when it's time . He pointd at me an said, ( When they start hitting on her, they're too drunk to drive . )

#20141378
90 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 7:30am - work - by kat (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day mah daughtar callad ma talling ma sha had har twin girls. Sha namad tham Juli and Anna. Har nama is Julianna. Har kids r going to fucking hata har. FML

#20141194
215 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 1:01am - kids - by poorkids (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

#20140004
100 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 9:27am - love - by LonelyMe -

Today, I Jokingly Asked Mah Girlfriend What She Got Me 4 Mah Half Birthday, To Which She Replied "A Baby." She Was Serious. FML



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