Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

mpj13

Search for a member

mpj13

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2419
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About mpj13 : Wanna see me run to that rock and back?
Wanna see me do it again?

mpj13's page activity

Visits<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 2:03am<b>Nailpolishaholic</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 6:20pm<b>notlovely</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 3:17am<b>Majrdestroy</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 9:35pm<b>papashaan</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 2:48pm<b>Flendre_scarlet</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 8:34am<b>justaguynl</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 12:38pm<b>TheMrJoee</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 2:03pm<b>Azpy</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 1:18pm<b>AndrewWeschke</b> - the 07/17/2014 at 3:51pm<b>Alxndr19</b> - the 05/16/2014 at 1:44pm<b>tehaustiebear</b> - the 04/30/2014 at 12:02am<b>BirdieCurls</b> - the 01/20/2014 at 7:47pm<b>foxxakush</b> - the 01/05/2014 at 7:08pm<b>SoliDSt33L</b> - the 01/01/2014 at 1:48pm<b>PrincessBambii</b> - the 01/01/2014 at 1:26pm<b>MichellinMan</b> - the 12/25/2013 at 3:08am<b>missmandersxoxo</b> - the 12/25/2013 at 1:37am

mpj13's FML badges

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of mpj13's badges

mpj13's favorite FMLs

Today , I was at an awards dinner!! Ihispered in mah wifes ear that she looked really pretty!! Shehispered in mah ear that I looool should stop clapping so loud because I was embarrassing her!! FML

#2654744
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41127) - you deserved it (6326)

On 06/06/2009 at 6:24am - love - by Discostu80 - Australia (Queensland)

today I ad ma ig scool reunion. Te nerdy guy tat I picked on all 4 years ad married a Swedis supermodel... ten divorced er 4 a Brazilian supermodel. My grlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
649 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27982) - you deserved it (281086)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

2day I found out that the girl I've been dating online fir over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

#1617373
518 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103580) - you deserved it (275797)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, in math class we were lerening about gravity. To demonstrate mah teacher asked me to stand on the desk an then step off. Upon stepping on the desk it curved inward an cracked. Everyone was dying of laughter. Fuck gravity. FML

#1547759
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68445) - you deserved it (9185)

On 05/02/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by systeminitiated (man) - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to mah group's table with mah friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on mah belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

#877965
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66688) - you deserved it (11225)

On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I Came Home And Saw On Our Fridge... "Please Don't Drink Anymore... I Really Worry About Yur Health" Written By Mah 7-year-old Daughter. I Figured She Wouldn't Ever Fine Out... So I Opened The Fridge. But I Found Another Note On A Can That Said "So Your Going To Drink Anyway?" FML

#503348
897 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62514) - you deserved it (646393)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

#259596
386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86643) - you deserved it (27653)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

#56665
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241569) - you deserved it (82259)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told mah mom I lovd her and she askd if I was going to kill myself . FML

#18155
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39314) - you deserved it (3099)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I calld him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

#3910
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7244) - you deserved it (28620)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)

Today , In Class , I Was Sitting Next To The Guy That I Fancy . Shyly , I Write Our Initials (L And A) Into A Heart On His Hand To See His Reaction . He Said , "I Love Los Angeles Too!" FML

#6
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88752) - you deserved it (40439)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: