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moxie0dae's favorite FMLs
Today, my pregnant wife paged my emergency line at work. Thinking she was in serious danger, I raced home and found her hysterically crying. When I asked her what was going on, she replied, "The dogs won't stop barking!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 7:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
by riddick0846 / 12/12/2010 at 2:29am / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/10/2009 at 9:12am / United States (Maine) / Kids
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