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Today, my pregnant wife paged my emergency line at work. Thinking she was in serious danger, I raced home and found her hysterically crying. When I asked her what was going on, she replied, "The dogs won't stop barking!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48236) - you deserved it (5798)

On 04/23/2013 at 7:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28950) - you deserved it (11748)

On 12/12/2010 at 2:29am - animals - by riddick0846 (man) - United States (California)



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