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Today, I sent in a fake story to a website that supports a yearly festival in my small town thinking it would boost their spirits. It was how my boyfriend proposed to me at last year's festival. Now the local news station wants to do a story about it. FML
by Tasji / 07/27/2009 at 2:24am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my immature dad said I am a girl not a woman, so my witty response was ''I have a period, I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML
by bookworm94 / 07/27/2009 at 12:10am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
by omgwtfsam / 07/26/2009 at 8:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML
by mobster / 07/26/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
Today, it was my boyfriends birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML
by Anonymous / 07/26/2009 at 9:05am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Mom / 07/25/2009 at 5:14pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by Kimberly / 07/25/2009 at 5:55am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
by dantheman / 07/24/2009 at 10:56am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers. When the elevator voice said, "Going down," my dad excitedly said, "Man, I love it when she says that!" loudly enough for everyone to hear. FML
by Anonymous / 07/24/2009 at 6:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Ella / 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML
by Anonymous / 07/23/2009 at 7:13am / Greece (Attiki) / Kids
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
by bbbkingsey / 07/23/2009 at 3:10am / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I was shopping at COSTCO for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me I heard somebody say "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML
by costcocondoms / 07/23/2009 at 1:23am / Mexico (Baja California) / Love
Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML
by grounded4life / 07/22/2009 at 5:31pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings and heels. When I walked out the door my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriends house I told him what my dad had said and he replied "I'd have to agree with him." FML
by Anonymous / 07/22/2009 at 2:41pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very… Today, my wife was talking to our 9 month-old baby. “Your father really is an example.” I smiled,… Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and…